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    Hello friends.A little about myself.I'm 32,I'm in reasonably descent shape and play in a city rec basketball league.My team,which I've played on for 5 years ,is in the lowest division,the worst teams if you will.I like to think of it as the old slow guy division, or the young unpolished guys.Anyways,tonight we had a game and it was a joke,complete rugbee type ball.Ref wouldnt get his whistle out of his ass and we got run over by a younger fatter team.Physical, doesn't begin to describe this game.So after getting roughed around for awhile we began a blatant stretch of rough play which promted these pussies to start complaining to the ref!They won,but with no class or dignity.Oh well.
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    I should have bloodied a few noses,fouled out,then got kicked out of the gym with a profanity laced tirade.

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    bwahahahahah.... sounds like me....

    only a few years ago.... at dennys [img]redface.gif[/img]

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    start playing badminton.
    The worst thing that can happen is getting a mercilessly hard smash in your eye or genitals. Both of which apply to me. ouch.

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    Play Badminton?

    Sure, then we'll put on our skirts and go inside and play with our Barbie dolls.

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    I was in an adult softball league in 2001. I got injured in our first game sliding into home, lol

    The next 4 or 5 games, I had to have a pitch-runner every time I got a hit... And never played in the field. That was $35 well spent. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by ?GARY?:
    I had to have a pitch-runner every time I got a hit...</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I take it you and your pinch runner took a lot of walks back to the dugout together, eh?

    "Strike three!"

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    It's not hard to hit a softball....
    And i would still have to run to first....

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by ?GARY?:
    It's not hard to hit a softball....
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    ...which was my point.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by ?GARY?:
    And i would still have to run to first....</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You're a quarter of the way there...why not go the distance?

    What kind of injury did you sustain?

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    lol, I pulled my groin...

    Let the jokes fire away...

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    i've done it before.

    ain't no jokes comin' from me [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img]

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